Your resume deserves the truth.
Drop in your resume and My Business turns it into a sharp, specific AI roast—complete with a score and a card made to screenshot.
No account for your first roast. One upload. Maximum honesty.
Built for the first share
New product. Clear promises.
Specific, not generic
Every roast is grounded in the resume you give it.
Funny, never cruel
Sharp feedback with a wink—not a pile-on.
Made to leave the tab
Your result arrives as a clean card ready to post.
The roast, in three moves
From polished PDF to painfully memorable.
My Business starts with one thing: your resume. The experience is designed around getting to the good part fast.
01 / bring receipts
Upload a PDF or paste the text.
No profile to build and no onboarding maze. Give My Business the resume exactly as a recruiter would see it.
02 / get roasted
Punchlines with a point.
Get 3–5 pointed critiques, a one-line verdict, and a score out of 10.
03 / make it travel
Share the damage.
Download the branded roast card or send a friend a link to tempt fate.
Simple by design
One free roast. No surprises.
Start with the shareable experience. Unlimited roasts and gentler feedback are coming when they earn their place.
Right now
The first roast is free.
- Upload or paste your resume
- Specific AI critique lines
- A verdict and score out of 10
- A branded card to share
Ready to hear what your resume has been hiding?
Take the first roast, save the card, and decide whether to laugh, revise, or do both.